TMI... BEWARE

So, i had a hard day and my sweet husband was giving me a back rub in bed! As he is kneading out the tension in my shoulders he says...

"Babe, why do you have this thermometer next to your bed?"

"I used it last week because i thought i had a fever...why?"

"Oh.... yeah? Well i thought it was a pregnancy test, so i peed on it the other day."

"BRENT! That's a THERMOMETER! FOR YOUR MOUTH"

"Yeah, i figured that out... I MEAN, I KNOW!!!"

"Brent, you do know even if it was a pregnancy test, YOUR A GUY! It wouldn't matter!!"

"Yeah, well ... um... if Mythbusters can prove you can fail a drug test with poppy seeds, then why not me and a pregnancy test?"

EWWWW... Why are guys so weird???? And then think they are funny????